Never fear Big Pharm will create a new drug called "wallflowerbegone" and then we'll get to see the never ending commercials promoting their crap for months and months and........................
Maybe true, but if you have identical twins separated at birth and one goes on to develop "insecurity" and the other doesn't but the former is a lifelong athlete and the other is McDonald's fat customer, the former has a far greater likelihood of a longer, healthier life.
The results are NOT surprising. Insecurity causes anxiety which is known to elevate cortisol and stress hormones in the body which are all associated with heart disease.
I take the drug "BS-Immune" by Glaxio. Helps to keep me immunized from all the BS drugs floating around. It really works great !!! Biggest side-effect though is spontaneous human combustion.
oh God no why did they have to report this i mean what am i supposed to do now oh i wish my wife was here maybe if the drug companies can come up with something to put me in a coma does anybody else notice it is getting kind of dark earlier than usual what to do what to what was that there's to many of them and i just read some other bad news and now this i just knew i was going to die soon ughhhhhhhhha
Somewhere along the way, MSNBC's health section ventured away from truly useful information and became a scare column. The topic of this column is hilarious because if you read this health section everyday, you'd develop an insecurity that you're seconds away from dying a traumatic death. All these little pieces of the puzzle tossed out there to a public that doesn't know how to put them together. So in the end, all that gets generated is fear. Try hiring expects that can put all of these discoveries into some sort of summarized context that everyday folks can understand and put to use in their lives.
The best recent study I have seen in a long time shows
"Insecure people at higher risk of becoming trolls posting useless crap on MSNBC/Newsvine. Doctors recommend they stay away from Beck and Hannity, and learnt to EVOLVE OR DIE".
And, insecurity about your health will lead to insecurity with your Drs. ( in their offices) which will lead to WHITE COAT HYPERTENSION. (Worth looking up if you have high blood pressure ONLY at your Drs. office but not at home. If that is the case, Dr. needs to send you home with a monitor for a few days to get normal accurate readings.....OR, you will be put on hypertensive meds UNNECESSARILY!
(Best scenario is to keep track of your b/p with a home monitor so you can deal with situation if high readings in Drs. office from the beginning)
Never fear Big Pharm will create a new drug called "wallflowerbegone" and then we'll get to see the never ending commercials promoting their crap for months and months and........................
Or we should all run out and buy stock in Valium, again..........!
(Insecure people are more stressed; this isn't really new territory)
Maybe true, but if you have identical twins separated at birth and one goes on to develop "insecurity" and the other doesn't but the former is a lifelong athlete and the other is McDonald's fat customer, the former has a far greater likelihood of a longer, healthier life.
A Cardiologist would say they are both high risk and should be monitored closely starting in middle age. (ie. Stress tests, etc.)
That is assuming the mental stress (insecurity) is chronic, of course.
The results are NOT surprising. Insecurity causes anxiety which is known to elevate cortisol and stress hormones in the body which are all associated with heart disease.
I take the drug "BS-Immune" by Glaxio. Helps to keep me immunized from all the BS drugs floating around. It really works great !!! Biggest side-effect though is spontaneous human combustion.
oh God no why did they have to report this i mean what am i supposed to do now oh i wish my wife was here maybe if the drug companies can come up with something to put me in a coma does anybody else notice it is getting kind of dark earlier than usual what to do what to what was that there's to many of them and i just read some other bad news and now this i just knew i was going to die soon ughhhhhhhhha
Somewhere along the way, MSNBC's health section ventured away from truly useful information and became a scare column. The topic of this column is hilarious because if you read this health section everyday, you'd develop an insecurity that you're seconds away from dying a traumatic death. All these little pieces of the puzzle tossed out there to a public that doesn't know how to put them together. So in the end, all that gets generated is fear. Try hiring expects that can put all of these discoveries into some sort of summarized context that everyday folks can understand and put to use in their lives.
That's a common side effect for students entering Medical School.
Once they start learning about the different diseases - they all have everything in the Merck Manual........
Next MSNBC Health Headline: "9 in 10 Reading This Article Will Drop Dead"
The best recent study I have seen in a long time shows
"Insecure people at higher risk of becoming trolls posting useless crap on MSNBC/Newsvine. Doctors recommend they stay away from Beck and Hannity, and learnt to EVOLVE OR DIE".
Did you "learnt" that at "schoo" or would you like to "refudiate" that statement.
Thanks for the correction!
Oh, and as thanks, let me end with my most recent favorite quote of the millennium:
"Gandhi famously said, "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
And, insecurity about your health will lead to insecurity with your Drs. ( in their offices) which will lead to WHITE COAT HYPERTENSION. (Worth looking up if you have high blood pressure ONLY at your Drs. office but not at home. If that is the case, Dr. needs to send you home with a monitor for a few days to get normal accurate readings.....OR, you will be put on hypertensive meds UNNECESSARILY!
(Best scenario is to keep track of your b/p with a home monitor so you can deal with situation if high readings in Drs. office from the beginning)
Your welcome.