I have 101 pitbulls i want dalmations but they were all out lol.

Ps. they taste like chicken.

When I eat broccoli or bust a gut laughing when my comedian friend starts riffing on little boy George W. Bush - how he's just like Alfred E. Neumann, I get a tightening and piercing pain in my right testicle. Only the right one! Is this a sign of age? I'm 72 and just recently I don't get as aroused with women as I once did. Is this a normal sign of age or am I undiagnosed with some kind of disease?

Pitbulls make you bloat? Do Dalmations give you skin spots?

Go with a Vegan diet, say what?

Hmm. So bloating may be indigestion or PMS? Well it's not indigestion so I guess its PMS -- thanks for that -- now tell me how many other guys have this problem?...

BUT more seriously -- you suggest: 'try adding yogurt with live cultures to your diet'. The problem here is that (1) Most yogurts contain too little real probiotic bacteria to make enough difference to a seriously depleted gut flora and (2) Yogurts are STILL made (in most cases) from 'cow milk'... and this is a problem for many people, that may make things WORSE rather than better. So...

Try a good quality probiotic supplement, instead. Make sure it is preferably derived from organic sources, and not from cultured fecal matter (as many products are). Take it regularly for 30 days at least, and notice the difference. Depleted gut flora, and overgrowth of micro-organisms, such as the yeast Candida albicans, in the gut, can be the key to bloating, IBS and many other long term and chronic ailments. Seek to re-balance your gut environment and you will not only overcome many heath issues, you will also stave off future health problems.