"Did ah ever tell you about the time ah took out an entire division of Hitler's own private guard on mah own...with only a tin of peanut butter, a Gideon bible, and a half used bazooka?"

Uhhh....wow gramps...look at the time...love to stay but I have this high colonic thing scheduled...

"Did ah ever tell you how ah got captured by the rooskies and was tortured with a colonic...."

LALALALA...BYE GRAMPA!

This is news? We needed a study for this???

"Old people are highly confident in their mistaken memories"......... tell me about it !! No matter how obviously wrong an old person is about a simple thing that is common knowledge to everyone around them, they'll yell and hollar about how right they are and how dumb everyone else is. It's very annoying. I look forward to being just as annoying when I'm old. LOL.

I know people who have listened to the same music their entire life.

The Eagle have exsisted on the same 5 songs for almost 40 years.

I think Grandpa is just fine. When we have all worked for the same job for 45 years,

day in day out. I can't wait to hear the stories you tell the grandkids.

Spend more time with Grandpa and make new memories for you both.

We know we are telling the same stories. We are trying to either recapture or hold on to our youth.