Puerto Rico baffled by high asthma rate

Seeded on Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:12 PM EST (msnbc.com)

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Will-422749

BLAME JENNIFER LOPEZ ! ! !

Look, its no coinsiedence that the Asthma rate goes up every time J-Lo returns to her native land. Every time she is in `PUERO RICO` she eats the food.... Farts out of the TRUNK OF AN ASS

.... thus causing an extremely dangerous low level of oxigen in the air. Leading to higher Asthma rates.

#1 - Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:17 PM EST

Darthdon

Will-422749

A related story links poor reading skills with asthma. What about poor spelling?

Do YOU have asthma? If not, what's your excuse?

#2 - Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:30 AM EST

Will-422749

Dude... relax. ...

Us Rednecks living in Trailer Parks with our girlfriends and 8 kids find this type story tantalizing. It gives me something to talk about when I go back to work at Walmart as a Produce Spritzer.

#2.1 - Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:15 AM EST

Darthdon

Will

I'm a redneck, Florida Native in fact. Speak for yourself, we are not all ignorant, amoral slobs.

#2.2 - Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:22 AM EST

Will-422749

DARTHDON.... STOP WRITING ME ! ! !

Please get back to your Trailer, put a Frozen Pizza in the oven, and turn on your Black & White TV set and watch one of the following programs you so enjoy:

1. Dukes of Hazard (episode 48)

2. Bass Fishin with David Duke

4. Jerry Springer (any episode)

3. The View (for when you're feelin intellectual)

(notice points 3 & 4 were reversed, to help with your dyslexia)

#2.3 - Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:19 PM EST

Darthdon

Will

Stop insulting me with your bigotry and I will not respond.

Is that clear enough for you?

BTW I don't live in a trailer, I don't watch network TV and I don't eat frozen pizza. I do like Jeff Foxworthy, however, if that makes you happy.

#2.4 - Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:40 PM EST

Will-422749

I see we are in a war of words. So...

What number do you have tattooed on your arms......?

The Juan Pablo Montoya 21?

In actuality, I'm not a Redneck. Im just a normal 38 year old guy, living here in my parents basement in Newark New Jersey. My job as a Produce Spritzer at Walmart allows me to interact with many different people. Including Rednecks, Afro Americans, and Young Fresh, Lovely Boys, of which I have over 4,500 fotos of hanging all over my room. I like to take fotos of them in the isles, check out lanes, and restrooms..... Just like any normal 38 year old guy.

#2.5 - Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:03 AM EST

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