Honestly. Who could possibly think it is OK to have surgery at a hotel and a Hampton Inn no less? Are butt jobs so expensive in England that it's cheaper to fly to the Philippines and have the surgery done in a hotel there? I mean wouldn't she have needed several weeks recovery time before she should sit in an airplane for that long of a return trip? That would be expensive too.
On a side note, and nothing to do with this story, I wonder what would be that hardest thing to keep a straight face at; Hearing her fart or having her explain that the farting noise was really her butt implants popping?
Wow, how embarrassing this must be for her family and friends that knew her. Too bad she didn't do the research in eating some of the greasiest chicken "Church's Chicken" that could have made her plump and juicy the easy way.
Surgeries and abortions will be like this when the Republican Fundamentalists make real professional treatments illegal and impossible for all except the very rich.
Now you have gone and done it! You people are offending all the flat butt, no butt, small butt, strangely shapen butt, horizontal butt crack, pimpled butt cheeked, butt handicapped people of the world. No ifs ands or Butts about it. This must come to an end. The subject is not what its cracked up to be, some of you are just being asses and just imagine...what would you do if you were born with a horizontal butt crack instead of a vertical one. Just think at how all your friends would laugh everytime you went down a slide due to all the noise you made. Too many deTAILS. Oh my aching arse.
This is Tom Bodett for Hospital 6. We're here for all your medical needs: Breast augmentation, liposuction, botox, abortions, as well as clean sheets and a good night's sleep, with none of those pesky regulations. All for about $39.00 a night.
So if you find yourself driving across the country and suddenly feel the urge to get silicon implants in your gluteus maximus, feel free stop and come on in.
Surgeries and abortions will be like this when the Republican Fundamentalists make real professional treatments illegal and impossible for all except the very rich.
Back alley jobs have moved to classy motels.
But then, that is the plan, right?
Uhh.. The article says several women came from England to have it done to them. Doesn't that meant it is cheaper to come here because the health plan they have doesn't cover it or is cheaper to come here for it? I guess we should not be trying to move towards the same style health care system they have which was passed by the Democrats.
Honestly, I was sort of hoping this was an article about Heidi Montag. Not so much. Oh well. I think her butt might be the ONLY thing that is natural? I may be wrong there!!!! Lol
How many health plans actually cover plastic surgery? If it was that much cheaper here already to do it legally they would have done it legally. They probably couldnt find anyone there to do it illegally and so came here. The problem is that they were cheap.
Including the headline, the article used the word 'butt' 5 times - 6 if you count the use of 'buttocks'. Not bad for a piece that's only three short paragraphs long.
I know there've been some 'back alley' surgeons who've been caught using industrial-grade silicon in their enhancement procedures - the stuff they make Tupperware and construction materials out of. One used fat they skimmed from sewage.
They should have hired Richard Gere as a technical advisor - he's had hundreds of these, with no ill effects other than the occasional odd hankering for Purina Gerbil Chow.
It's understandable for someone who may have been butt-challenged. The implant should have been done in a qualified medical facility instead of in a hotel!
You will need to read the little card on the desk next time you are at a Hampton b/c a few months ago they were on this 'Save The Water' kick and urging guests to pass on the sheets being changed. They were making it out to be this whole Green Initiative thing... I just keep the Do Not Disturb sign on the door for the entire week anyways... I don't like strangers in my room.
I guess what I am trying to say, is that your suspicions are right. The sheets definately do not get changed daily. But with that being said, I love the Hampton I stay at. That Robusto coffee in the morning is awesome and a free newspaper so I can boggle my mind w/ a little crossword before work. I always enjoy my stay at the Hampton.
Lionel Hutz - Do you change your sheets at home on a daily basis? No? Then why have them changed every day when staying at a hotel? A motel such as Hampton Inn is obviously going to change the sheets between guests.
They dont get changed daily unless there are new guests. If you are there for 3 days why should they change the sheets every day? I don't change my sheets every day, I sure as hell don't expect them to. And yes it is a Green initiative. It saves water, and detergent.
Lionel- I hear you. I too enjoy an occasional stay at a Hampton, great prices and convenient for me. I also tell the maid to give me extra towels and leave me alone, as I don't want my sheets changed every day for 3 days. (I also don't like strangers in my room) I also peel off the bed spread and toss it on the floor- don't even set my suitcase on it. Ever see what's on a hotel bedspread? How someone could even consider a medical procedure that isn't an absolute emergency (like a trachiotomy) at a hotel is beyond me. I still leave a tip for the maid though, as long as she keeps out during my stay.
Hmmmmm... And how would you have explained it? Her Buttocks?, her Hinny?, Her Dunney?, Her Gluteus Maximus?
I can see the headline now; Woman dies after getting Buttocks implant at hotel. Woman dies after getting Hinny implant at hotel. Woman dies after getting implants in her bottom at hotel. Woman dies after getting Falsies’ implanted in her Dunney at a hotel. Woman dies after getting implants in her Gluteus Maximus at hotel...
Nope not the same effect... too many left wondering just what the heck a Gluteus Maximus is.
The key to a happy life is "don’t sweat the small stuff
Wouldn't it have been much cheaper if all these British women had got together and flew the butt implanter to England thus saving them the expense of travel. They obviously did not think this through very well.
It may have been cheaper to fly the amateur surgeon, but he probably knows that this illegal activity would be more risky for him in G.B. I doubt that Scotland Yard would look kindly on a foreigner who came to their country to defraud and kill citizens. The TaxMan would probably apply the most serious penalty. And the 'surgeon' could not obtain the services of a Philadelphia Lawyer.
Anyway, doesn't the Free National Health take care of everyone's medical needs?
"You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out. It’s almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough to sit on, so it’s fine. I like it as it is."
so, i am guessing that getting butt implants is illegal in britain? they have to go to a hotel in phildelphia to have this procedure done? a back alley butt transplant? perhaps she should have went to a dentist instead.
This seems like an appropriate time to add a link to the Darwin Awards, in case anyone would like to add this victim with her fatally enhanced gluts as a nominee:
She might qualify - need more data. If she has no surviving biological offspring, she can be a candidate. The key is to extinguish the faulty genetic line before reproducing (or eliminating the children before or during the qualifying action.)
Anal sex is disgusting and only beasts engage in that sodomistic behavior. However doggy-style or any form of sex were a nice round booty can wobble just a lil is quite ok.
Kim Kardashihoe's fat ass looks like 50lbs of cottage cheese stuffed in a big baloon, she probably has dimples in the dimples on her ass....tighten up KK....sloppy-no talent- ho
you talk a lotta crap johnny. The truth is,that if she gave you the time of day, you would be all over that sweet ass. Say what you want , but Kim is a gorgeous woman from top to bottom! I just wish she knew that!
ok there are some things discounts and coupons are good for but surgery on any part of your body is not one of them. If the location includes a hotel or a van in a back alley you should probably stay away.
She should have had a BRAIN implant first!
Now the family will be the butt of too many jokes.....
Honestly. Who could possibly think it is OK to have surgery at a hotel and a Hampton Inn no less? Are butt jobs so expensive in England that it's cheaper to fly to the Philippines and have the surgery done in a hotel there? I mean wouldn't she have needed several weeks recovery time before she should sit in an airplane for that long of a return trip? That would be expensive too.
On a side note, and nothing to do with this story, I wonder what would be that hardest thing to keep a straight face at; Hearing her fart or having her explain that the farting noise was really her butt implants popping?
The article says "Philadelphia" not Philippines.
Was it Kim Kardashian?
Damn spell checker..... Whups. :)
Kim has gone 4 times, twice for each cheek.
Wow, how embarrassing this must be for her family and friends that knew her. Too bad she didn't do the research in eating some of the greasiest chicken "Church's Chicken" that could have made her plump and juicy the easy way.
Surgeries and abortions will be like this when the Republican Fundamentalists make real professional treatments illegal and impossible for all except the very rich.
Back alley jobs have moved to classy motels.
But then, that is the plan, right?
They could have saved her, but when the ambulance hauled ass to the hospital they found out they had to make two trips!
Yes
the republicans are going to go out and impregnate poor helpless women , just so we can watch from around the corner !
Ya know ,i was being sarcastic ,but that really does sound like something ,i could see clinton doing !
Leave it to a democrat to make a political statement on an "ass" message board. LOL
♫ I like big butts and I cannot lie ♫
♫ You other brothers can't deny ♫
Too soon?
Stupid is as stupid does.
No sympathy ma'am, but here is your Darwin Award.
bicfj: Whaaat??? That is one of THE most ridiculous things I've read. You need to get your head out of YOUR azz.
Did they give her a butt and take her kidneys and leave her in the Hampton Inn bathtub of ice?
Now you have gone and done it! You people are offending all the flat butt, no butt, small butt, strangely shapen butt, horizontal butt crack, pimpled butt cheeked, butt handicapped people of the world. No ifs ands or Butts about it. This must come to an end. The subject is not what its cracked up to be, some of you are just being asses and just imagine...what would you do if you were born with a horizontal butt crack instead of a vertical one. Just think at how all your friends would laugh everytime you went down a slide due to all the noise you made. Too many deTAILS. Oh my aching arse.
Since she was British, I wonder if the problem was they put it on the wrong side?
What an ass...err...butt
These people generally get it in the end.
This is Tom Bodett for Hospital 6. We're here for all your medical needs: Breast augmentation, liposuction, botox, abortions, as well as clean sheets and a good night's sleep, with none of those pesky regulations. All for about $39.00 a night.
So if you find yourself driving across the country and suddenly feel the urge to get silicon implants in your gluteus maximus, feel free stop and come on in.
We'll leave a surgical light on for ya'.
"Oh.... my..... god...., Becky! Look at that butt!"
Remember people. You can crack your knuckles, but never...EVER...knuckle your crack.
ROFLMGDFAO !!!
Does the end justify the means?
Butt, seriously, we should Can the jokes.
Surgeries and abortions will be like this when the Republican Fundamentalists make real professional treatments illegal and impossible for all except the very rich.
Back alley jobs have moved to classy motels.
But then, that is the plan, right?
Uhh.. The article says several women came from England to have it done to them. Doesn't that meant it is cheaper to come here because the health plan they have doesn't cover it or is cheaper to come here for it? I guess we should not be trying to move towards the same style health care system they have which was passed by the Democrats.
Now get back to the jokes.
Lady, you've got a killer ass.
... Or should I say "an ass to die for"?
NJ Tony and Sparklystar...whuussuup???
Just went from an article about Boobs to one about Butts.
What is is? Emrace your curves day???
hey hey, must be boobs n butts week. lol
More interesting than crickets eh?? LOL
Honestly, I was sort of hoping this was an article about Heidi Montag. Not so much. Oh well. I think her butt might be the ONLY thing that is natural? I may be wrong there!!!! Lol
Women normally go to a motel to get their asses deflated, not inflated?????
Is this the level of tourism being promoted in the U.S. today?
@ Ben-1671313
I think it is more likely the competing advertising against Holiday Inn Express
Hampton Inn,
"We love having you here (for surgery)"
How many health plans actually cover plastic surgery? If it was that much cheaper here already to do it legally they would have done it legally. They probably couldnt find anyone there to do it illegally and so came here. The problem is that they were cheap.
Doesn't a fake butt get cold in the winter? Or did she get the self-heating model?
Better if the British woman spent her money on dental work. Likely she needed that more than a butt job.
Why get an implant? Just eat a few more hamburgers and you will get fatter.
I thought the same thing. McButt with fries anyone?
Tad more fun too.
So true!
"Red beans and rice done missed her"
but-but-but what the h is wrong with people doing something so stupid?
Heehee.
Including the headline, the article used the word 'butt' 5 times - 6 if you count the use of 'buttocks'. Not bad for a piece that's only three short paragraphs long.
Didn't she see the episode of "1000 ways to die" when some lady died of the same stupid thing!... oh wait she didn't and thats why she is dead!
That's the first thing I thought of when I read the title of the story. LOL
Same here, lol.
People never think things through, God only knows what they were using to plump her butt up.
I hear cheeseburgers work quite well.
Really ?
I couldn't get them to do a thing !
Omg that show 1,000 ways to die is hysterical. Is that wrong that I think that?
Nope, love that show.
I know there've been some 'back alley' surgeons who've been caught using industrial-grade silicon in their enhancement procedures - the stuff they make Tupperware and construction materials out of. One used fat they skimmed from sewage.
What a price to pay for vanity.
They should have hired Richard Gere as a technical advisor - he's had hundreds of these, with no ill effects other than the occasional odd hankering for Purina Gerbil Chow.
Think of it as thinning the herd !
sounds more like they were fattening up the herd and one got harvested early
She should have asked me, I would have given her my butt for free - no questions asked.
Well Duh!
It's understandable for someone who may have been butt-challenged. The implant should have been done in a qualified medical facility instead of in a hotel!
Well, they DO change the sheets daily. At least that's what they say......
That's what happens when you don't pay the extra money to have it done at the Hilton.
Lloyd,
You will need to read the little card on the desk next time you are at a Hampton b/c a few months ago they were on this 'Save The Water' kick and urging guests to pass on the sheets being changed. They were making it out to be this whole Green Initiative thing... I just keep the Do Not Disturb sign on the door for the entire week anyways... I don't like strangers in my room.
I guess what I am trying to say, is that your suspicions are right. The sheets definately do not get changed daily. But with that being said, I love the Hampton I stay at. That Robusto coffee in the morning is awesome and a free newspaper so I can boggle my mind w/ a little crossword before work. I always enjoy my stay at the Hampton.
Yeah, maybe she should have traded in some of those airline miles for a hotel upgrade.
Lionel Hutz - Do you change your sheets at home on a daily basis? No? Then why have them changed every day when staying at a hotel? A motel such as Hampton Inn is obviously going to change the sheets between guests.
Should've stayed at a Holiday Inn Express... Might have made her smarter. ;-)
They dont get changed daily unless there are new guests. If you are there for 3 days why should they change the sheets every day? I don't change my sheets every day, I sure as hell don't expect them to. And yes it is a Green initiative. It saves water, and detergent.
Lionel- I hear you. I too enjoy an occasional stay at a Hampton, great prices and convenient for me. I also tell the maid to give me extra towels and leave me alone, as I don't want my sheets changed every day for 3 days. (I also don't like strangers in my room) I also peel off the bed spread and toss it on the floor- don't even set my suitcase on it. Ever see what's on a hotel bedspread? How someone could even consider a medical procedure that isn't an absolute emergency (like a trachiotomy) at a hotel is beyond me. I still leave a tip for the maid though, as long as she keeps out during my stay.
I didnt realize "butt" graduated from slang to news-copy worthy language....
Hmmmmm... And how would you have explained it? Her Buttocks?, her Hinny?, Her Dunney?, Her Gluteus Maximus?
I can see the headline now;
Woman dies after getting Buttocks implant at hotel.
Woman dies after getting Hinny implant at hotel.
Woman dies after getting implants in her bottom at hotel.
Woman dies after getting Falsies’ implanted in her Dunney at a hotel.
Woman dies after getting implants in her Gluteus Maximus at hotel...
Nope not the same effect... too many left wondering just what the heck a Gluteus Maximus is.
The key to a happy life is "don’t sweat the small stuff
GDI-1085706
"The key to a happy life is "don’t sweat the small stuff"
And she would still be alive if she had just followed your advice.
I guess you missed "Forrest Gump". :-)
GDI
Hinny is the offspring of a stallion and a female donkey.
I think you mean Heine!
... and a Dunney is an outdoor toilet!!!
"Woman dies after getting her rump stuffed at hotel"
"Lady won't be coming back after getting back"
"Cheeky death after hotel surgery goes bottom up"
maybe class it up with the French version - derriere.
"Women dies after getting it in the Hampton End"
"Woman dies after getting her Filly Cheese Staked at the Hampton"
"Woman dies after Rump Stuff goes bad at the Hampton in Philly"
"Woman dies after getting Bootie fluffed at the Hampton"
"English Woman chooses Rump over teeth in Philly"
... and a Dunney is an outdoor toilet!!!
in America we call it a bush.
What, no butt botox in England, i can undersatnd why they picked Philly though, more asses there than any other city, just go to a Eagles game!
Wouldn't it have been much cheaper if all these British women had got together and flew the butt implanter to England thus saving them the expense of travel. They obviously did not think this through very well.
It may have been cheaper to fly the amateur surgeon, but he probably knows that this illegal activity would be more risky for him in G.B. I doubt that Scotland Yard would look kindly on a foreigner who came to their country to defraud and kill citizens. The TaxMan would probably apply the most serious penalty. And the 'surgeon' could not obtain the services of a Philadelphia Lawyer.
Anyway, doesn't the Free National Health take care of everyone's medical needs?
That's what she gets for putting her ass on the line.
"You have to do everything you can to make your butt stand out. It’s almost a requirement. But for me, I think I have enough to sit on, so it’s fine. I like it as it is."
this one is a Darwin award candidate
solid reference
so, i am guessing that getting butt implants is illegal in britain? they have to go to a hotel in phildelphia to have this procedure done? a back alley butt transplant? perhaps she should have went to a dentist instead.
Someone threw chlorine in her gene pool
This seems like an appropriate time to add a link to the Darwin Awards, in case anyone would like to add this victim with her fatally enhanced gluts as a nominee:
http://www.darwinawards.com
She might qualify - need more data. If she has no surviving biological offspring, she can be a candidate. The key is to extinguish the faulty genetic line before reproducing (or eliminating the children before or during the qualifying action.)
When your the Butt of the joke you've got to change your life
Wow. You get what you pay for. Darwinism at work?
who the hell wants a butt implant anyway? I want to give some of mine away, not get more!!
...and so the tale ends.
Who wants a more attractive behind when men are becoming more and more anally fixated anyway? Makin' love don't have anything to do with my rear end.
is this Kim Kardashian?
Anal sex is disgusting and only beasts engage in that sodomistic behavior. However doggy-style or any form of sex were a nice round booty can wobble just a lil is quite ok.
Kim, are we picking up on some issues in your personal life?
Yeah!!! Loved the "Rapper up the crapper" video babe!!! :-/
Kim Kardashihoe's fat ass looks like 50lbs of cottage cheese stuffed in a big baloon, she probably has dimples in the dimples on her ass....tighten up KK....sloppy-no talent- ho
you talk a lotta crap johnny. The truth is,that if she gave you the time of day, you would be all over that sweet ass. Say what you want , but Kim is a gorgeous woman from top to bottom! I just wish she knew that!
So Jack..you like dimples on dimples???
Oh and she knows it...thats her problem.
You tard, I bet you like her for her personality huh???
get a life.
No Butt cracks BUT I've seen Plumbers that need implants
ok there are some things discounts and coupons are good for but surgery on any part of your body is not one of them. If the location includes a hotel or a van in a back alley you should probably stay away.
Silicone injections?Did they stop that Nasty leak?and Smell?