Well, there's lots. Mountainclimbing, biking, river rafting, hiking in the woods, fishing (and lots of it), wildlife watching, skiiing/snowboarding/tubing (when there's snow), going to the local theater, hanging out at the local coffee shop, hunting, etc.
There's lots to do up here, but we sadly have one of the highest rates of rape and some of our native villages aren't provided adequate supplies for protected sex.
This is God's punishment for Sinners. Also they will burn in Hell forever. Abstinence is the answer. We should stop the spending in Iraq, so far 800 billion dollars, and use some of it to air TV ads extolling the virtues of abstinence.
That's right....when god takes a look and sees that the people of Alaska are having waaayyyy tooooo much premarital sex, he decided to strike them with chlamydia and gonorrhea ....Gotta LOVE a god like that....I wonder if this god will hit them with a little HIV as well?
Kenny - did you forget to take your medication again???? I guess I'll have to call the guys in the white suits to come and put you in your "I love me jacket" and take you to the padded playroom.
The people are a gentler, kinder sort. The sunsets in the winter and sunrises in the summer are breathtaking. The northern lights. Animals everywhere. Literally. The trees and mountains and well.....everything! Hiking, biking, camping and fishing.
Not forgetting that they give us each an extra couple thousand bucks a year to live here. It's called the Permanent Fund Dividend. For a family of five......well you do the math.
As long as you're not an idiot an catch some disease it's pretty sweet.
I love Alaska. The wildlife and the freedom here is amazing. You can climb a mountain and it won't be someone's "property". I remember being at my cousins house in Indiana and was disappointed when I couldn't walk in the woods by their house because it was owned by another person. Really, you can walk in one direction and keep on going here.
Alaska is a wonderful place. Give it a try. Where I live, cruise ships come and tourists from all over the world arrive here just to see the sunrise/sunset that I am blessed to see every day.
It makes perfect sense to me. Ms. Palin (the frozen ice popsicle, who could only see Russia from her home if it were a few thousand feet tall. This 'teabagger' is a brainless idiot. She fought for lower unwanted pregnancies, is anit-abortion; then went showing off her unwed pregnant teen age girl. She has ice beteen her ears.
I live in alaska, to put it bluntly we have a lot of dumb f u c k s up here. Its my job to help rehabilitate them. Me and my coworks joke regularly that we will never run out of business.
Its Alaska.. its basically snow and rock.. what else are they really gonna do but play in the snow and **** like rabbits? They have to do something to stay warm!
So no, we don't all live in igloos and ride on polar bears and have pet penguins (heck penguins don't even live in Alaska). I'll be enjoying that 90 degree weather in Fairbanks in the summer.
It's actually because Aliens only abduct test subjects that are healthy so they can have sex with them. Then they send them back with a posthypnotic suggestion of a white owl...and chlamydia.
Everyone please take a moment to read this and take action. There is breakthrough research being done at Cullen Labs at Duke, they are close to a cure for Herpes! But because of government funding cuts, they need our help and donations to fund pre-clinical trials! Please give even just a few dollars will help!
His work was even featured on CNN..this is legit..but funding is needed!
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His work was even featured on CNN..this is legit..but funding is needed!
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Scientists attribute most of the increase to Bristol Palin.
you took the words right out of my mouth
The problem must be a lack of abstinence education. People who have unprotected sex just aren't aware that they could be having no sex instead!
Alaska has very high rates of rape. It's not always the unprotected sex that causes these diseases.
WHy is it the most right leaning political states have the highest rates of divorce, murder, suicide and sexually transmitted diseases?
There is convincing proof that it was bj bill clingon
There's nothing else to do up there
Well, there's lots. Mountainclimbing, biking, river rafting, hiking in the woods, fishing (and lots of it), wildlife watching, skiiing/snowboarding/tubing (when there's snow), going to the local theater, hanging out at the local coffee shop, hunting, etc.
There's lots to do up here, but we sadly have one of the highest rates of rape and some of our native villages aren't provided adequate supplies for protected sex.
This is God's punishment for Sinners. Also they will burn in Hell forever. Abstinence is the answer. We should stop the spending in Iraq, so far 800 billion dollars, and use some of it to air TV ads extolling the virtues of abstinence.
That's right....when god takes a look and sees that the people of Alaska are having waaayyyy tooooo much premarital sex, he decided to strike them with chlamydia and gonorrhea ....Gotta LOVE a god like that....I wonder if this god will hit them with a little HIV as well?
Kenny,
Newsflash..........
People EVERYWHERE are having sex outside of marriage....where is their punishment?
Kenny - I heard you were having premarital sex with your cat....looks like I'll see you in hell too....
Kenny - did you forget to take your medication again???? I guess I'll have to call the guys in the white suits to come and put you in your "I love me jacket" and take you to the padded playroom.
So, can anyone tell me why Alaska is so great?
The people are a gentler, kinder sort. The sunsets in the winter and sunrises in the summer are breathtaking. The northern lights. Animals everywhere. Literally. The trees and mountains and well.....everything! Hiking, biking, camping and fishing.
Not forgetting that they give us each an extra couple thousand bucks a year to live here. It's called the Permanent Fund Dividend. For a family of five......well you do the math.
As long as you're not an idiot an catch some disease it's pretty sweet.
I love Alaska. The wildlife and the freedom here is amazing. You can climb a mountain and it won't be someone's "property". I remember being at my cousins house in Indiana and was disappointed when I couldn't walk in the woods by their house because it was owned by another person. Really, you can walk in one direction and keep on going here.
Alaska is a wonderful place. Give it a try. Where I live, cruise ships come and tourists from all over the world arrive here just to see the sunrise/sunset that I am blessed to see every day.
Because it's not Texas.
Condoms aren't as pliable in the cold Alaskan climate.
Sarah and Bristol must be back in town
It makes perfect sense to me. Ms. Palin (the frozen ice popsicle, who could only see Russia from her home if it were a few thousand feet tall. This 'teabagger' is a brainless idiot. She fought for lower unwanted pregnancies, is anit-abortion; then went showing off her unwed pregnant teen age girl. She has ice beteen her ears.
Spring Fever?
Y'all only have so many wimmen there ta go 'round..Watcha expek?
Knock off the Palin crap...nastydems....
No one is blamin' Palin - afterall, she appears to be a byproduct and not the cause of this epidemic.
Syphilus in the brain and on yer front porch "may cause delusions of grandeur".
I live in alaska, to put it bluntly we have a lot of dumb f u c k s up here. Its my job to help rehabilitate them. Me and my coworks joke regularly that we will never run out of business.
well Domewars i think the same about you .
so stop joking around and do some work
Domewars..it does not matter where you live....tons of dumb F u c k s EVERYWHERE...i deal with them daily myself.
Its Alaska.. its basically snow and rock.. what else are they really gonna do but play in the snow and **** like rabbits? They have to do something to stay warm!
SIGH...snow and rock sounds more like Antarctica.
So no, we don't all live in igloos and ride on polar bears and have pet penguins (heck penguins don't even live in Alaska). I'll be enjoying that 90 degree weather in Fairbanks in the summer.
No penguins? I think you're being scammed and should demand they be imported :)
They have no penguins because Sarah Palin shot them all from her airplane after having them staked out so she would only need 3 or 4 shots each.
I Think Alaska Division Of public Health should start doing there job.
Just like your state's Department of Education did THEIR jobs?
What do you suggest? Shrink wrap & duct tape, or lamination?
At least they didn't blame it on global warming and melting polar ice.
Well, what did you expect? Now that Bristol got plastic surgery, she's been attracting more males.
It's actually because Aliens only abduct test subjects that are healthy so they can have sex with them. Then they send them back with a posthypnotic suggestion of a white owl...and chlamydia.
Everyone please take a moment to read this and take action. There is breakthrough research being done at Cullen Labs at Duke, they are close to a cure for Herpes! But because of government funding cuts, they need our help and donations to fund pre-clinical trials! Please give even just a few dollars will help!
His work was even featured on CNN..this is legit..but funding is needed!
Go to
and in the Other Donations blank put Professor Bryan Cullen account 3990310
Everyone please take a moment to read this and take action. There is breakthrough research being done at Cullen Labs at Duke, they are close to a cure for Herpes! But because of government funding cuts, they need our help and donations to fund pre-clinical trials! Please give even just a few dollars will help!
His work was even featured on CNN..this is legit..but funding is needed!
Go to
and in the Other Donations blank put Professor Bryan Cullen account 3990310
You can search for the Cullen Labs website and find donation instructions in the FAQ