The Statewide graduation rate for Colorado Schools were a dismal 73.9% in 2011 and these dimwits are worried about killer pizza?

Over a quarter of the kids aren't even staying in school to eat their stupid lunch.

I'd go the opposite route. If it means keeping kids in school, then heck yeah, let them eat pizza and twinkies! If a kid will drink chocolate milk but not white milk, then by golly give him the chocolate milk. It's better than nothing.

What's going to happen is the cafeteria food, already no culinary prize, is going to be even worse and kids are going to turn their noses up at trays full of tofu and seaweed. The food is going to go into the trash, the kids aren't going to get nutrition and the whole ridiculous plan will backfire.